I have never felt quite so cacklingly nefarious as a designer as I did just now carefully adjusting vertical scale and offset so that the x-height and baseline of Papyrus optically match Comic Sans when mixed together.
I don't yet know who I'll be pranking with the downloaded font, but I look forward to their reaction.
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krelas
If you want to make a designer have a nervous breakdown, upload a copy of Helvetica and make every second or third character be Arial.
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Sharlin
Inspired by the sample text for "Nervous Sans": "Anal", an Arial with bad keming
For extra fun, you can make font that are the same as original but then you add ligature for some words and you make ligature using the same font but spelling different word. For example "red" ligature will be "green".
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hypfer
I've been recently thinking about custom fonts and ligatures to create a captcha mechanism that is easy to solve for humans but confuses LLMs.
Something like a dynamically generated font where some letters look different, and you have to count details or write down a word or [idea not yet fleshed out].
Won't stop someone dedicated, of course, but nothing will.
6thbit
Huh, didn't know the font could control variations over nth glyhph!
Could one make in theory a regular monospaced font to just render glyphs past 80 chars of a line as bad as possible?
and I don't know who to report it to. I guess it's owned by Microsoft so also not surprised.
dyingkneepad
Royal Ransom Note just downloaded! It will be great to never have to cut magazines again!
altairprime
Temu Sans is an absolutely beautiful demo choice. I love this. Thank you for making it.
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philjohn
temu sans is beautifully on point
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thewakalix
> Bastardica can make simple fonts feel a little, hmm, richer?
This is truly the YTP of fonts.
patriciobcs
cool app, maybe make the logo at the bottom clickable so is easier to see the main page, also very cool.
ZeWaka
This is beautiful. I think I'll have to use this for a game.
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NietzscheanNull
This is great!
FYI for the creator, I'm hitting an error when attempting to change the mix-in font (Webkit/iOS):
Something went wrong: Out of bounds memory access (evaluating '_PyRun_SimpleString(r)')
lelanthran
I have to admit, I spent way more time on this than required (giggling madly at my creations)
morbusfonticuli
I love it! Every click on the title will also change its bastard font :-)
thecaio
Temu Sans cracked me up
0gs
if people want to play with font generation in a non joke -- and frankly way LESS impressive -- manner, i made likeface.net too. it's a little buggy. but it's cheap and it's generous with redraws
htrp
This looks like the cut out magazine ransom letters you see in every movie.
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epiccoleman
Love this, I had a lot of fun and more than a few laughs messing around with it.
xnx
Nice logo interaction too!
jrochkind1
Thanks, I love-hate it.
zf00002
Really fun op!
lathoa
I like it
logicallee
Nice, I like it. The fonts are very interesting and captivating.
aanet
My eyes!!!
khalic
Seeing the results makes me unreasonably angry… nice job :D
busymom0
Bookmarked for future use!
mock-possum
Whoa this is really cool. Wish I had an excuse to use it for something… hmmm.
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peter_d_sherman
This is interesting -- not from the perspective of different fonts (although that's interesting too!), but from the perspective of it's a web page that can apparently render fonts on the fly...
That means that it's probably using some library in JavaScript or WASM to implement that.
If that's the case, then I'm thinking, you know, that functionality, that is, font rendering on demand could, in theory, be placed into a CloudFlare Worker (or other Serverless service, i.e. AWS Lambda, Azure Functions, Google Cloud Functions, OCI Funcions, IBM Cloud Code Engine, Alibaba Function Compute, etc., etc.)...
That could be useful for a variety of applications... including (but not limited to!) word processors, typesetting software, homemade browsers, online games, heck, really anything where custom fonts are needed...
There could be two distinct benefits with this, let's call it a "FaaS" (Fonts as a Service!) idea:
1) No need to bundle/ship/include a font rendering engine with software that needs one.
2) Extra layer of security -- Local font rendering software is typically Turing-Complete, and as such, the local font renderer could potentially run viruses and other unwanted programs. I.e., local font rendering is a security risk. By hermetically sealing that code into serverless function, offsite of the local machine and having that serverless function send only fully rendered font data one way, the attack surface of the font rendering engine is effectively removed from any local PC.
This being said, the disadvantage is that it couldn't be used if the Internet or server or cloud provider is down for any reason.
Graphical font data, once created and downloaded, could however be cached by clients for offline situations / offline usage / offline work.
So, there are some interesting ideas here...
phren0logy
Thanks, I hate it.
electric_mayhem
This is absolutely diabolical and should not be put into the hands of humanity.
What have you unleashed? Hey, look guys we got the next Oppenheimer over here.
I have never felt quite so cacklingly nefarious as a designer as I did just now carefully adjusting vertical scale and offset so that the x-height and baseline of Papyrus optically match Comic Sans when mixed together.
I don't yet know who I'll be pranking with the downloaded font, but I look forward to their reaction.
If you want to make a designer have a nervous breakdown, upload a copy of Helvetica and make every second or third character be Arial.
Inspired by the sample text for "Nervous Sans": "Anal", an Arial with bad keming
There is a lot of fun stuff you can do with fonts. A friend of mine made a self-censoring font: Paranoia Sans https://github.com/flegfleg/Paranoia-Sans
For extra fun, you can make font that are the same as original but then you add ligature for some words and you make ligature using the same font but spelling different word. For example "red" ligature will be "green".
I've been recently thinking about custom fonts and ligatures to create a captcha mechanism that is easy to solve for humans but confuses LLMs.
Something like a dynamically generated font where some letters look different, and you have to count details or write down a word or [idea not yet fleshed out].
Won't stop someone dedicated, of course, but nothing will.
Huh, didn't know the font could control variations over nth glyhph!
Could one make in theory a regular monospaced font to just render glyphs past 80 chars of a line as bad as possible?
Some of these effects are actually really easy to do with CSS @font-face & unicode-range. See: view-source:https://hlnet.neocities.org/font-face-tricks
I kinda dig Impacter. It looks quite stylish IMO.
My LinkedIn UI already looks like that
https://imgur.com/a/FCmzWNa
and I don't know who to report it to. I guess it's owned by Microsoft so also not surprised.
Royal Ransom Note just downloaded! It will be great to never have to cut magazines again!
Temu Sans is an absolutely beautiful demo choice. I love this. Thank you for making it.
temu sans is beautifully on point
> Bastardica can make simple fonts feel a little, hmm, richer?
This is truly the YTP of fonts.
cool app, maybe make the logo at the bottom clickable so is easier to see the main page, also very cool.
This is beautiful. I think I'll have to use this for a game.
This is great!
FYI for the creator, I'm hitting an error when attempting to change the mix-in font (Webkit/iOS):
I have to admit, I spent way more time on this than required (giggling madly at my creations)
I love it! Every click on the title will also change its bastard font :-)
Temu Sans cracked me up
if people want to play with font generation in a non joke -- and frankly way LESS impressive -- manner, i made likeface.net too. it's a little buggy. but it's cheap and it's generous with redraws
This looks like the cut out magazine ransom letters you see in every movie.
Love this, I had a lot of fun and more than a few laughs messing around with it.
Nice logo interaction too!
Thanks, I love-hate it.
Really fun op!
I like it
Nice, I like it. The fonts are very interesting and captivating.
My eyes!!!
Seeing the results makes me unreasonably angry… nice job :D
Bookmarked for future use!
Whoa this is really cool. Wish I had an excuse to use it for something… hmmm.
This is interesting -- not from the perspective of different fonts (although that's interesting too!), but from the perspective of it's a web page that can apparently render fonts on the fly...
That means that it's probably using some library in JavaScript or WASM to implement that.
If that's the case, then I'm thinking, you know, that functionality, that is, font rendering on demand could, in theory, be placed into a CloudFlare Worker (or other Serverless service, i.e. AWS Lambda, Azure Functions, Google Cloud Functions, OCI Funcions, IBM Cloud Code Engine, Alibaba Function Compute, etc., etc.)...
That could be useful for a variety of applications... including (but not limited to!) word processors, typesetting software, homemade browsers, online games, heck, really anything where custom fonts are needed...
There could be two distinct benefits with this, let's call it a "FaaS" (Fonts as a Service!) idea:
1) No need to bundle/ship/include a font rendering engine with software that needs one.
2) Extra layer of security -- Local font rendering software is typically Turing-Complete, and as such, the local font renderer could potentially run viruses and other unwanted programs. I.e., local font rendering is a security risk. By hermetically sealing that code into serverless function, offsite of the local machine and having that serverless function send only fully rendered font data one way, the attack surface of the font rendering engine is effectively removed from any local PC.
This being said, the disadvantage is that it couldn't be used if the Internet or server or cloud provider is down for any reason.
Graphical font data, once created and downloaded, could however be cached by clients for offline situations / offline usage / offline work.
So, there are some interesting ideas here...
Thanks, I hate it.
This is absolutely diabolical and should not be put into the hands of humanity.
What have you unleashed? Hey, look guys we got the next Oppenheimer over here.