jdw64

The funny thing is, the techniques shown here are the ones that were once considered something only advanced front-end developers or publishers could do. Seeing that a former symbol of skill has now become a subject of satire makes me think that what we call 'high-level' ultimately comes from what others can't do. I personally never even thought about how to implement ASCII art animation.

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avaer

I've worked on several projects where people looked at the site, which was simple and straight to the point, and people would straight up tell me they didn't take it seriously because it didn't have these performative UI things on it.

It's like when a Youtuber's audience complains about how they're constantly asking you to subscribe. The reason it happens is because the statistics say it works.

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prplfsh

I love how this is both hilarious and extremely well made. Great job!

And I'm gonna be honest, I kind of want to use a few of these components for real (the ASCII art is fantastic).

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tomaytotomato

When Agentic browsers become the norm, surely we will go back to the days of super plain HTML pages?

ChiperSoft

Oh wow, it uses normal css, how delightful! https://github.com/vorpus/performativeUI/blob/main/src/style...

tfitz237

These all look very professional for (basically) a parody library

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padolsey

The most extreme virtue-signal is to go completely browser-default and have no styling whatsoever. Like lowercasing because your pinky can't be arsed to reach for the shift-key even though you've a billion dollars in series A.

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wuliwong

I get the whole trope thing and maybe I'm just an old man but I still am kinda impressed when Claude sh*ts out this type of UI 100 times faster than I ever could. It might also be that I never could have made UI even of this quality before AI. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

aogaili

It's still better than the sh*t developers produced three years ago.

Some people just like to feel superior by shaming others' work. You can easily tweak the visual output if you want to, but it's good enough for most use cases and better than what developers used to produce.

So, it's progress.

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jrflo

That ascii lava lamp effect is low key really cool

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kfarr

Some of these are actually nice and appropriate to use in certain contexts. Also this issue is hilarious: https://github.com/vorpus/performativeUI/issues/2

butz

Dickover is suspiciously missing. How will I ask visitors to subscribe to my newsletter?

Terretta

“TokenStream – Server-sent events (SSE) were added to the HTML5 spec in 2008 but never used until 2025.”

I remember chunked transfer encoding shipped in 1997. It's been possible since then to readily and easily stream bytes of text or chunks of html the way everyone sees LLMs do today.

I used this to write a web based telnet client in 1997, and later a text moo / chat for the web. In both cases used a frameset so your line to send was at bottom of screen, the incoming lines were server-sent as things happened server side, and scrolled the client as new lines came in.

There were other things you could abuse before that, but less reliable.

But yeah, talk about things nobody used....

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grassfedgeek

Adding github link for those who want to use it (I do): https://github.com/vorpus/performativeUI

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julik

That is absolutely delightful

jtbayly

I could see actually using this…

kardianos

Savage and accurate. 100%.

Brajeshwar

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

eranation

My Claude feels personally attacked.

kachoio

pretty decent, may even use some of the components eventually. star given

yosef123

This needs an additional subscriptions service tier, that's even more performative and even more AI

erdaltoprak

It's very fun and way too polished, thanks!

jdw64

Coooooooooool!!!!

darepublic

Slick and self aware. Looks good

staminade

Very funny. Although ironic that this whole library was built with AI.

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heldrida

Spot on "AI Native".

lizhang

no more stars please, we are at a funny number

smhanov

It needs a purple gradient mode.

cmrdporcupine

NGL I'm going to steal/borrow/leach all sorts of these for my product.

When in Rome!

iishanto

Starred this, my next project is going to be classified as slop anyway.

wg0

Man... That's satire on a whole another level. What a technical and deep sense of humor.

MisterKent

Now I can produce slop without AI.

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igurss

Nice UI quality

ajpaulson

Lmao!!! Awesome

imafish

I heard you like AI slop...

utopiah

Neat, opened an issue there for a finicky bit of code that'd help me quite a bit. /s

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marknutter

Yawn. This is just bootstrap all over again. So what if people who don't have design skills can now create pleasant looking websites?

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